Any good news?

In India, there is one BIG problem I have been observing. Everyone thinks the next logical step after marriage is to have a child and keep pestering the happily married couple with the question, "So, any good news?".

People can hide a job change or a promotion but not a child. So, everyone shall be informed when it happens. The more people ask, the more delayed it might get because stressed people can't produce a child and that is medically proven.

Henceforth, if you are going to ask someone "So, any good news?", there will be people waiting to do it to you. I have something to say to such people; Go, fuck yourself and ask yourself, "Any good news?"

Inception - the movie, the life

If you haven't watched Inception, you wouldn't know why people who pass by you look at you when they cross.

If you haven't watched Inception, you'd think you know the reality without knowing it.

If you haven't watched Inception, you'd think you have a control over your thoughts.

If you haven't watched Inception, you'd think you know why things are the way they are.

If you haven't watched Inception, you might think you know what happens is for good.

If you haven't watched Inception, you might think you fight with your wife because she wanted to.

It was all your idea. Go, sleep to be awake.